Dumb like a Fox
3 Cajuns and 3 Texans are taking a train to
attend a Conference. At the
station, each Texan buys a ticket, but they notice that only one Cajun
buys a ticket.
"Don't you all need tickets?" they ask.
"Mais Non," reply the Cajuns, "One is more dan enough, boo."
Once they board the train, the Texans take their seats and notice
that all 3 Cajuns cram themselves into a toilet. As the conductor passes
through the car, he knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door cracks ever so slightly, a hand passes out a ticket, and then
the door quickly closes.
"Ahhh... very clever", think the Texans.
After the conference, the 3 Cajuns and the 3 Texans are again at the
train station for the return trip. Since the Texans are now so
they smirk as they only purchase one ticket... but then they notice that
the Cajuns don't buy a ticket at all.
"How will you get back without even a single ticket?" they ask.
"Mais, we don need dat, us on de back trip!" say the Cajuns.
Once they board the train, the 3 Texans cram themselves into the largest
toilet (naturally), and the 3 Cajuns ease into another toilet. As the
begins to move away from the station, one of the Cajuns leaves the
toilet and knocks on the door of the Texans' toilet and says...........
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Subject: That's Improv
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw
it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the
women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time
Subject: Cajun Quadruplets:
Not so deep in the
swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's Wife went into labor
in the middle of the night. The doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and
said, "Here, You hold dis high so I can see what I' doing."
Soon , a baby boy
was brought into the world. Whoa there."
said the doctor, Don't be in such a rush to put dat lantern down
I think dere's another one coming."
Sure enough, within
minutes he had delivered a baby girl,
"Hold dat lantern up, don't set it down, dere's another one!"
said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"Don't put down dat lantern, it seems dere's yet another one a coming!"
cried the doctor.
The Cajun scratched
his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
"You tink it might be duh light that's attractin' 'em?
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